The evening edition-
So my cousin lost his tooth today, and went all crying to me about it. I was all like "Why are you crying to me about? I'm not jesus!" And he just sulked downstairs...
I gave him a coloring book so he would shut up. Turns out when I was finding my colors, I FOUND HIS TOOTH!!!! Let's just say he got a free coloring book.....
Other than free stuff-
I read the (what I thought was) the final chapter of my Beauty Pop Fanfiction....
NOT THE END!!!!! I got really pissed and sent a letter to the jerk that said it was complete.
I'm still pissed......
Other than IN-COMPLETE files-
I bowled suckish....
I mean all my friends little brother was like, and I quote..."WOW! you bowled awesome!!!" And I all like, "WOW!!! You sucked!!!!" And then my friend was all like "Here's some tickets..." And I was all like "NOTTT!!! HISSS!!!! BISHHH!!!" All I wanted was a whoopie cushion.... THAT MUG GOT THE WORLD FROM MY MONEYYY!!!!!!!! idiots......
Other than IDIOTS-
My friend and I will be going to the skating rink.....
WOOT! skates, bruised butt and a whole bunch of idiots thinking that clockwise is THE HIP WAY TO SKATE... I bet their all high....
Friday, July 18, 2008
Thursday, July 17, 2008
Today, obviously. okay im joking, its july 17th 2008
So today I noticed how stupid the news was. I mean if you witness an accident, who needs some person getting about 20,000 a day telling me what just happened. I mean, don't they have a GPS for that crap? seriously dude.
In other stories:
I made oobleck today, a mixture of cornstarch and water. That crap is freaky! Its a liquid and its a solid, weird. I;m gonna have to get a sub woofer and make it dance:3
Other than oobleck:
I almost blew up my house? Yeah I wish something that cool happened today! but I did blow up cockroaches with a mixture of baking soda and sugar! They want to eat the sugar so they eat the baking soda. And poof! little bits for the trashcan. Worked better then spray can! I mean these peoples houses were INFESTED!!! They're cockroaches were so tough, when I sprayed them all they did was lick them selves and run away!
Other than tough roaches:
Scratched my cat's ears today, and the cats just got all pissed and meowed at me. So I was all like, dude! I scratch your ears every day! Unreliable cat!
Other than cats:
Criss Angel. I was watching him yesterday and the preview was all like. " Today Criss Angel will make an elephant appear out of no where!" and then you see some people and there asking questions, "Where did timmy go?" And I was all like, "They named the elephant timmy?" Catch my drift?
Other stuff: Like my blogs? then tell me to make more;)
In other stories:
I made oobleck today, a mixture of cornstarch and water. That crap is freaky! Its a liquid and its a solid, weird. I;m gonna have to get a sub woofer and make it dance:3
Other than oobleck:
I almost blew up my house? Yeah I wish something that cool happened today! but I did blow up cockroaches with a mixture of baking soda and sugar! They want to eat the sugar so they eat the baking soda. And poof! little bits for the trashcan. Worked better then spray can! I mean these peoples houses were INFESTED!!! They're cockroaches were so tough, when I sprayed them all they did was lick them selves and run away!
Other than tough roaches:
Scratched my cat's ears today, and the cats just got all pissed and meowed at me. So I was all like, dude! I scratch your ears every day! Unreliable cat!
Other than cats:
Criss Angel. I was watching him yesterday and the preview was all like. " Today Criss Angel will make an elephant appear out of no where!" and then you see some people and there asking questions, "Where did timmy go?" And I was all like, "They named the elephant timmy?" Catch my drift?
Other stuff: Like my blogs? then tell me to make more;)
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